Wes had gone to bed a little bit before me. When I finally came outside and crawled into the bed he started laughing.
Me: "What's so funny?"
Him: "You are not going to believe it."
Him: "Well, I had just got into bed and the lights were out and someone next door came outside."
Me: "Yeah, so?"
Him: "They smoked a cigarette, then ripped a loud one off and then..."
Me: "What, what!!"
Him: "They came around the side of their porch (the side closest to us) and peed on the side of their house!"
Me: "OMG!!!! Are you kidding me!?!? What did you do?"
Him: "Nothing, I just lay here trying not to laugh."
Me: "If it were me I would have laughed out loud and said something." (most likely inappropriate, but c'mon who is being the most inappropriate at THAT moment.
People...just because you can does NOT mean you should!!! Really, how difficult would it have been to go back inside and take care of business???
Something else happened this past weekend.
Something wicked this way came:
The scary/wicked part?
It was full Sunday afternoon.